guess you could say they're zany, but let's clarify something: learning statistics is boring, difficult. present this material straight, and the only successful students will be the ones who are dead inside. the world needs creative statisticians, not more accountants. zazz that shit up. serious.
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owe much of my success in life to philanthropists. currently, henry j. before that, mikey b. and long ago, stephen girard. here's my father narrating his first day at the orphanage, 1949. the admissions office recommended that prospective mothers tell their sons there would be ponies to get them to cooperate.
could go into the sas-to-r translation business. one dollar per semicolon.
had a drink or four.