this week i

found an italian one, chicago has everything.  all four arrivals, departures sincere thanks amtrak.  q. what do you call a sad lassie?  a. a melancholy.

how did your lecture go?

great!  i got an applause

because you stopped talking?

 

scrolled imss for imhotep (earliest known physician), listermania, galen of pergamon (arteries contain blood not air), and a patient looking illinoised

read hannes on decade lost due to trash software.  microsoft screen records us, master metric conversion tables before getting foolish fancy maybe?

infinite monkeys
typing zero and one keys
tuning their shakespeare

 

prefer everyone knowing my business to only our smalligarchs.  would inscrutable armor be the most protective?  a day at the art institvte -

 

clogged the toilet but still draining slowly.  after five flush & wait fails, i opted to sleep, hope for miracle, scout plunger in the morning.  one r.e.m. cycle later, chicago neighbors gasped & swore through poorly-soundproofed bolt-locked shared door.  i woke panicked & sure i'd flooded adjacent unit by ignoring obstruction past pipes' fork, i dressed & wall-knocked.  into blocked-portal, former-screamer calmly reported zero poop.  +1 pump with a plumber's little helper that i'd found in the closet cleared my drain too.  i'll forever wonder whether whatever they were cursing about came as more or less of a surprise than the airbnb guest 2:30 a.m. edt pounding asking if he could help mop up the nonexistent mess all over their bathroom floor

 

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