this week i

'm not ridiculous, we're ridiculous.  and hey, older than cosplay.  plainest planet piñata, with john-omatopoeia waugh, here convex-seen at the bean -

 

anatomical animation

 

we're from the government and we're here to help

 my good friend jeremiah

this leopard pelt hunter

concludes winning day

by gussying up

for an evening soiree

 

 

 

a turtle and egg situation

 

 

 

 

5/29

this week i

found an italian one, chicago has everything.  all four arrivals, departures sincere thanks amtrak.  q. what do you call a sad lassie?  a. a melancholy.

how did your lecture go?

great!  i got an applause

because you stopped talking?

 

scrolled imss for imhotep (earliest known physician), listermania, galen of pergamon (arteries contain blood not air), and a patient looking illinoised

read hannes on decade lost due to trash software.  microsoft screen records us, master metric conversion tables before getting foolish fancy maybe?

infinite monkeys
typing zero and one keys
tuning their shakespeare

 

prefer everyone knowing my business to only our smalligarchs.  would inscrutable armor be the most protective?  a day at the art institvte -

 

clogged the toilet but still draining slowly.  after five flush & wait fails, i opted to sleep, hope for miracle, scout plunger in the morning.  one r.e.m. cycle later, chicago neighbors gasped & swore through poorly-soundproofed bolt-locked shared door.  i woke panicked & sure i'd flooded adjacent unit by ignoring obstruction past pipes' fork, i dressed & wall-knocked.  into blocked-portal, former-screamer calmly reported zero poop.  +1 pump with a plumber's little helper that i'd found in the closet cleared my drain too.  i'll forever wonder whether whatever they were cursing about came as more or less of a surprise than the airbnb guest 2:30 a.m. edt pounding asking if he could help mop up the nonexistent mess all over their bathroom floor

 

5/22

this week i

flew to approval voting district of cori bush.  lonely high note before ella sings, that's anticipation fulfilled, str8 thru 2the mr6 boku.  in-flight t-shirts

<h1>get the tattoo</h1><br><h2>your family is already disappointed</h2>

<h3>don't blame me<br>i didn't vote for him</h3>

ate fajitas bubulae with priestly pal before wapor.  if i were a cardinal i would have voted for you / that's one of many reasons you're not a cardinal

 

wonder if pepe le pew ever cured a furry.  in addition to skunkwork cosplayer dr. frankenstein boast coolest job ever, le fat cat newspaper of record unequivocal that two million who committed no crime walled in on every side.  guncopters targeting blind quadriplegics now patrol fridge fishermen

 

presented both books at the world association of public opinion research conference, detours for slam and cahokia (larger than london in twelve fifty)

dragged my jaw across each floor of the city museum of saint louis.  may the dwellings of our heavenly afterlives be even one tenth as fuckin' swag

 

5/15

this week i

note new stream of government revenue could be disbursed as alaska-style ubi.  national debate focused on where all this tariff money's going please

 

foremost among concerns that keep me sans tattoo

in nightmare i'd conceive an even funnier sleeve

how rude i would awaken to my inkspot aforetaken

so we'll just have to laugh like we already do

 

count carbonation as volcanic eruption of maslow's pyramid, abundance reigns, basic thirst slaking dazzles.  are dramatic sigh echos more or less so?

fail to spoonerize the comedy of the tragmons.  the commedy of the tragons?  the comedy of the stratagems?  the graveyard of forgotten reminders

conference prepped.  postcard fell from pages of pbs acquisition.  the things you learn are always yours, our existence quite far from zero-sum

 

attended sixty-ninth spring show: bannockburn comes together.  neighborhood kids singing measles to the tune of peggy lee's fever very magnificent

 

read ottolenghi simple by yotam ottolenghi

    * scrambled harissa tofu
    
    * beefsteak tomato carpaccio with greek onion and ginger salsa
    
    * hot, charred cherry tomatoes with cold yogurt
    
    * sweet potato mash with lime salsa
    
    * puy lentils with eggplant, tomatoes, and yogurt
    
    * soba noodles with lime, cardamom, and avocado
    
    * fish cake tacos with mango, lime, and cumin yogurt

 

5/8