published on urban-rural differences in the privatized medicare market for elderly and disabled americans
count among admirers dvorák's humoresque in g-flat major, op. 101 #7, not only cuz anthony. optometrist-ophthalmologist : psychologist-psychiatrist
asked chatgpt evolutionary age of twenty five common species (only final two responses shown). substitute "general knowledge" with stealing
without duplicating any species of animal, please guess at the twenty five most commonly used emoji animals
for each of these twenty five emojis, please re-write them the same way (as a list) next to the (probalby latin) species name of the animal
some of these species name are actually the genus or the order. for example, testudines is not a species. maybe the species for this is the common box turtle or Terrapene carolina. could you please re-do this list but only use species?
right, for each could you please pick one common species name within the group of animals?
please include both their english names and their scientific/latin names
for each of these twenty five species, please add their first evolutionary date. please re-write this list and include the age before present that they first existed. for example, bos taurus was domesticated approximately 10,500 years ago while the tyrannosaurus rex lived approximately 68 million years ago
Certainly, here's a list of the 25 species, along with their first known evolutionary appearance (age before present) in Earth's history:
🐶 Golden Retriever (Canis lupus familiaris) - Approximately 15,000 years ago
🐱 Domestic Cat (Felis catus) - Approximately 9,000 years ago
🐻 Grizzly Bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) - Approximately 50,000 years ago
🐰 European Rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus) - Approximately 1.1 million years ago
🐭 House Mouse (Mus musculus) - Approximately 500,000 years ago
🐹 Syrian Hamster (Mesocricetus auratus) - Approximately 5 million years ago
🦊 Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes) - Approximately 3.4 million years ago
🐮 Holstein Cow (Bos taurus) - Approximately 10,500 years ago (domestication)
🐷 Domestic Pig (Sus scrofa domesticus) - Approximately 10,000 years ago (domestication)
🐸 Common Frog (Rana temporaria) - Approximately 140 million years ago
🦁 African Lion (Panthera leo) - Approximately 1.2 million years ago
🐯 Bengal Tiger (Panthera tigris tigris) - Approximately 2 million years ago
🐨 Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus) - Approximately 25 million years ago
🐼 Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) - Approximately 2-3 million years ago
🐔 Chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) - Approximately 8,000 years ago (domestication)
🐦 Common Sparrow (Passer domesticus) - Approximately 1 million years ago
🦆 Mallard Duck (Anas platyrhynchos domesticus) - Approximately 10,000 years ago (domestication)
🦉 Barn Owl (Tyto alba) - Approximately 20 million years ago
🐢 Red-Eared Slider Turtle (Trachemys scripta elegans) - Approximately 20-40 million years ago
🦑 European Squid (Loligo vulgaris) - Approximately 150 million years ago
🐙 Common Octopus (Octopus vulgaris) - Approximately 95 million years ago
🦔 European Hedgehog (Erinaceus europaeus) - Approximately 15-20 million years ago
🦎 Common Lizard (Lacerta vivipara) - Approximately 40 million years ago
🦕 Tyrannosaurus rex - Approximately 68-66 million years ago
🐬 Bottlenose Dolphin (Tursiops truncatus) - Approximately 5-10 million years ago
Please note that these dates are approximate and can vary based on different research findings.
I apologize for any confusion, but I don't have direct access to external sources or the internet to provide specific citations for the evolutionary dates. The information I provided is based on general knowledge up to my last training data in September 2021. These evolutionary dates are approximate estimations based on scientific research and knowledge available up to that point.
For accurate and up-to-date information along with specific citations, I recommend consulting reliable sources such as scientific journals, research papers, or authoritative websites related to paleontology and evolutionary biology for the most current and precise information on the evolutionary history of these species.
re-read the complete prose of woody allen
"hope is the thing with feathers . . ."
"i jokingly suggested thou sacrifice isaac and thou immediately runs out to do it."
and abraham fell to his knees, "see, i never know when you're kidding."
and the lord thundered, "no sense of humor. i can't believe it."
"but doth this not prove i love thee, that i was willing to donate mine only son on thy whim?"
and the lord said, "it proves that some men will follow any order no matter how asinine as long as it comes from a resonant, well-modulated voice."
the prettiest ones are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no god
in his pocket there was some string, also an apple from 1904 and instructions on what to do if you wake up next to an armenian
he could not believe an army could be so stupid as to accept a gift from its enemy during wartime. particularly when they got close to the wooden horse and heard giggling inside..throughout his entire life he examined every gift given to him very carefully, going so far as to shine a flashlight into a pair of shoes he received on his birthday and calling out, "anybody in there?"
dominick (the herpetologist) mione shot lucky lorenzo (so nicknamed when a bomb that went off in his hat failed to kill him) outside a bar in chicago
the capo di tutti capi, or boss of all bosses
identifying criminals is up to each of us. usually they can be recognized by their large cufflinks and their failure to stop eating when the man sitting next to them is hit by a falling anvil
"there must be only one mustache among the leaders of the reich, and it shall be mine!" he cried..then, in january of 1945, a plot by several generals to shave hitler's mustache in his sleep and proclaim doenitz the new leader failed when von stauffenberg, in the darkness of hitler's bedroom, shaved off one of the fuhrer's eyebrows instead
not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends
yes, but can the steam engine do this?
1745: after four years of frenzied labor, he is convinced he is on the threshold of success. he exhibits before his peers two slices of turkey with a slice of bread in the middle
the two men become friendly and begin a correspondence that is to end abruptly when voltaire runs out of stamps
death: i climbed up the drainpipe. i was trying to make a dramatic entrance
smiling is bad form unless the composer has intended the music to be funny, as in till eulenspiegel, which abounds in musical jokes (although the trombone has the best lines)
chewing gum was originally a dish of his wife's that simply would not go down
he felt only in a system with no economic inequality could there be real freedom and cited as the model society an ant farm
it seemed the world was divided into good people and bad people. the good ones slept better..while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more
a civilization in outer space that is more advanced than ours by approximately fifteen minutes. this..gives them a great advantage over us, since they needn't rush to get to appointments
and drink it all because a lot of times the poison's at the bottom
i'm sneaking around town, and emma and i have had it up to here with each other. not to mention a hotel tab that reads like the defense budget
i was tickled by experts
love of a woman enables a man to overcome his fears of mortality if only for a while
lincoln: forget it! can we forget it! where's the bourbon?
mary: (withholding the bottle) no, abe. you won't drink tonight! i won't allow it
lincoln: mary, what's happened to us? we used to have such fun.
mary: (tenderly) come here, abe. there's a full moon tonight. like the night we met.
lincoln: no, mary. the night we met there was a waning moon.
lincoln: i'll get the almanac.
if you would just fasten the seed packets to a little stick you'd know what you planted!
if you had asked me where i expected it to lead, i really couldn't have said. i knew only as i drove through the cold, night, autumn air that somewhere freud, sophocles, and eugene o'neill were laughing