this week i

published on urban-rural differences in the privatized medicare market for elderly and disabled americans

count among admirers dvorรกk's humoresque in g-flat major, op. 101 #7, not only cuz anthony.  optometrist-ophthalmologist : psychologist-psychiatrist

have never been richer than rio de janeiro in winter, although bethesda also easy living.  surely spent five hundred hours honing my mediocrity

asked chatgpt evolutionary age of twenty five common species (only final two responses shown).  substitute "general knowledge" with stealing

without duplicating any species of animal, please guess at the twenty five most commonly used emoji animals

for each of these twenty five emojis, please re-write them the same way (as a list) next to the (probalby latin) species name of the animal

some of these species name are actually the genus or the order.  for example, testudines is not a species.  maybe the species for this is the common box turtle or Terrapene carolina.  could you please re-do this list but only use species?

right, for each could you please pick one common species name within the group of animals?

please include both their english names and their scientific/latin names

for each of these twenty five species, please add their first evolutionary date.  please re-write this list and include the age before present that they first existed.  for example, bos taurus was domesticated approximately 10,500 years ago while the tyrannosaurus rex lived approximately 68 million years ago

Certainly, here's a list of the 25 species, along with their first known evolutionary appearance (age before present) in Earth's history:

    ๐Ÿถ Golden Retriever (Canis lupus familiaris) - Approximately 15,000 years ago
    ๐Ÿฑ Domestic Cat (Felis catus) - Approximately 9,000 years ago
    ๐Ÿป Grizzly Bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) - Approximately 50,000 years ago
    ๐Ÿฐ European Rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus) - Approximately 1.1 million years ago
    ๐Ÿญ House Mouse (Mus musculus) - Approximately 500,000 years ago
    ๐Ÿน Syrian Hamster (Mesocricetus auratus) - Approximately 5 million years ago
    ๐ŸฆŠ Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes) - Approximately 3.4 million years ago
    ๐Ÿฎ Holstein Cow (Bos taurus) - Approximately 10,500 years ago (domestication)
    ๐Ÿท Domestic Pig (Sus scrofa domesticus) - Approximately 10,000 years ago (domestication)
    ๐Ÿธ Common Frog (Rana temporaria) - Approximately 140 million years ago
    ๐Ÿฆ African Lion (Panthera leo) - Approximately 1.2 million years ago
    ๐Ÿฏ Bengal Tiger (Panthera tigris tigris) - Approximately 2 million years ago
    ๐Ÿจ Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus) - Approximately 25 million years ago
    ๐Ÿผ Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) - Approximately 2-3 million years ago
    ๐Ÿ” Chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) - Approximately 8,000 years ago (domestication)
    ๐Ÿฆ Common Sparrow (Passer domesticus) - Approximately 1 million years ago
    ๐Ÿฆ† Mallard Duck (Anas platyrhynchos domesticus) - Approximately 10,000 years ago (domestication)
    ๐Ÿฆ‰ Barn Owl (Tyto alba) - Approximately 20 million years ago
    ๐Ÿข Red-Eared Slider Turtle (Trachemys scripta elegans) - Approximately 20-40 million years ago
    ๐Ÿฆ‘ European Squid (Loligo vulgaris) - Approximately 150 million years ago
    ๐Ÿ™ Common Octopus (Octopus vulgaris) - Approximately 95 million years ago
    ๐Ÿฆ” European Hedgehog (Erinaceus europaeus) - Approximately 15-20 million years ago
    ๐ŸฆŽ Common Lizard (Lacerta vivipara) - Approximately 40 million years ago
    ๐Ÿฆ• Tyrannosaurus rex - Approximately 68-66 million years ago
    ๐Ÿฌ Bottlenose Dolphin (Tursiops truncatus) - Approximately 5-10 million years ago

Please note that these dates are approximate and can vary based on different research findings.

could you please cite your sources for each of these?


I apologize for any confusion, but I don't have direct access to external sources or the internet to provide specific citations for the evolutionary dates. The information I provided is based on general knowledge up to my last training data in September 2021. These evolutionary dates are approximate estimations based on scientific research and knowledge available up to that point.

For accurate and up-to-date information along with specific citations, I recommend consulting reliable sources such as scientific journals, research papers, or authoritative websites related to paleontology and evolutionary biology for the most current and precise information on the evolutionary history of these species.


like my red wine like i like my tea: refrigerated.  brazilians spell western neighbor with a q.  barn owls cosmopolitan, here's hieronymus


re-read the complete prose of woody allen

"hope is the thing with feathers . . ."

-emily dickinson


"i jokingly suggested thou sacrifice isaac and thou immediately runs out to do it."

and abraham fell to his knees, "see, i never know when you're kidding."

and the lord thundered, "no sense of humor.  i can't believe it."

"but doth this not prove i love thee, that i was willing to donate mine only son on thy whim?"

and the lord said, "it proves that some men will follow any order no matter how asinine as long as it comes from a resonant, well-modulated voice."


the prettiest ones are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no god


in his pocket there was some string, also an apple from 1904 and instructions on what to do if you wake up next to an armenian


he could not believe an army could be so stupid as to accept a gift from its enemy during wartime.  particularly when they got close to the wooden horse and heard giggling inside..throughout his entire life he examined every gift given to him very carefully, going so far as to shine a flashlight into a pair of shoes he received on his birthday and calling out, "anybody in there?"


dominick (the herpetologist) mione shot lucky lorenzo (so nicknamed when a bomb that went off in his hat failed to kill him) outside a bar in chicago


the capo di tutti capi, or boss of all bosses

identifying criminals is up to each of us.  usually they can be recognized by their large cufflinks and their failure to stop eating when the man sitting next to them is hit by a falling anvil

"there must be only one mustache among the leaders of the reich, and it shall be mine!" he cried..then, in january of 1945, a plot by several generals to shave hitler's mustache in his sleep and proclaim doenitz the new leader failed when von stauffenberg, in the darkness of hitler's bedroom, shaved off one of the fuhrer's eyebrows instead

not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends

yes, but can the steam engine do this?

1745: after four years of frenzied labor, he is convinced he is on the threshold of success.  he exhibits before his peers two slices of turkey with a slice of bread in the middle

the two men become friendly and begin a correspondence that is to end abruptly when voltaire runs out of stamps

death: i climbed up the drainpipe.  i was trying to make a dramatic entrance

smiling is bad form unless the composer has intended the music to be funny, as in till eulenspiegel, which abounds in musical jokes (although the trombone has the best lines)


chewing gum was originally a dish of his wife's that simply would not go down


he felt only in a system with no economic inequality could there be real freedom and cited as the model society an ant farm


it seemed the world was divided into good people and bad people.  the good ones slept better..while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more

a civilization in outer space that is more advanced than ours by approximately fifteen minutes. them a great advantage over us, since they needn't rush to get to appointments

and drink it all because a lot of times the poison's at the bottom

i'm sneaking around town, and emma and i have had it up to here with each other.  not to mention a hotel tab that reads like the defense budget

i was tickled by experts

love of a woman enables a man to overcome his fears of mortality if only for a while

lincoln: forget it!  can we forget it!  where's the bourbon?

mary: (withholding the bottle) no, abe.  you won't drink tonight!  i won't allow it

lincoln: mary, what's happened to us?  we used to have such fun.

mary: (tenderly) come here, abe.  there's a full moon tonight.  like the night we met.

lincoln: no, mary.  the night we met there was a waning moon.

mary: full.

lincoln: waning.

mary: full.

lincoln: i'll get the almanac.


if you would just fasten the seed packets to a little stick you'd know what you planted!


if you had asked me where i expected it to lead, i really couldn't have said.  i knew only as i drove through the cold, night, autumn air that somewhere freud, sophocles, and eugene o'neill were laughing